Richard Lime

A man named Sue
A man named Sue, going to a deal
Then he slipped on a banana peal
Then jumped by a big mob
Started to walk and sob
Maybe he should wear his high heels

Mr. Harris
A crazy man named Mr. Harris
He now lives in a place called Paris
Running around and fell
His right leg has to sell
Now he can marry Mrs. Garris

Mr. Scone
Crazy but innocent Mr. Scone
All he did was sit and moan
He was short and was jumped
Now he is getting pumped
As a result his skin is two-tone




Mr. Zipper
Mr. Zipper tried to pop a zit
He couldn't get it and threw a fit
He punches a hole in the wall
This made him slip and fall
Now he cannot reach the first aid kit